Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!
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June 25, 2007
Impress the Females
October 20, 2006
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October 18, 2006
Medieval Birth Control - Is It for You?
October 16, 2006
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August 18, 2006
sexy baby and bad erection?
August 16, 2006
Laverne News Line
August 14, 2006
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July 21, 2006
God at nightly games
July 19, 2006
Have you ever dreamt to have a very hard penis during all process?
July 17, 2006
You have received a postcard!
July 03, 2006
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June 30, 2006
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June 28, 2006
HELLO ME NOT DEAD
March 10, 2006
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March 08, 2006
The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates.
March 06, 2006
Your Dog Will Love It!
January 23, 2006
It`s time to Refill armadillo
January 20, 2006
You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.
January 18, 2006
Bad Bunny. Bad, Bad, Bad Bunny
December 30, 2005
Skanky Milf Spreads
December 28, 2005
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December 26, 2005
Guess Who Is Coming to Town
December 24, 2005
Three Legged Babes Show off Their Tools!
November 18, 2005
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November 14, 2005
Shake The Extra Fat, You Will Be Surprised
November 11, 2005
Pyrex is the obvious choice for adult pleasure.
November 07, 2005
Prince got one
October 31, 2005
MASSAGE FROM SULLY
October 28, 2005
Stop ignoring me
October 26, 2005
Stock Wizard
October 24, 2005
Old toy but new size
October 21, 2005
Waiting Waiting Waiting
October 19, 2005
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October 17, 2005
All the Sex and the City you can handle
October 13, 2005
Discover how I automated my recruiting
October 10, 2005
Why they all want you!
October 05, 2005
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October 03, 2005
CAN YOU BE TRUSTED?
September 30, 2005
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September 28, 2005
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September 26, 2005
Just 15 minutes and it will be hard as ROCK!
September 23, 2005
Curso de PHOTOSHOP
September 21, 2005
Gushing, Exploding, Squirting and Dripping: All in One
September 19, 2005
A T-Shirt sent from Heaven
September 12, 2005
She cant possibly be enjoying this!
September 09, 2005
REAL ESTATE GONE WILD
September 07, 2005
THE LAST WISH OF A DYING MAN
September 02, 2005
Everybody's Talking About AlcoMate! It Really Works!
August 31, 2005
Bill Gates got one
August 29, 2005
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August 26, 2005
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August 24, 2005
you never know whats inside?
August 22, 2005
Laser Hair Growth Brush - Seen on Dateline NBC
August 19, 2005
Have zex tonight
August 17, 2005
slay them all
August 15, 2005
Mystify the office with the new Illusion series items
August 12, 2005
Massive 'Weiner' Action
August 10, 2005
Watch couple action on webcam
August 08, 2005
Complimentary Year Supply of Pringles, take the survey
August 05, 2005
My Friend, You are in Trouble
August 03, 2005
Dont ignore this notice
August 01, 2005
THERE WILL BE NO EXTENSION OF DATE
July 29, 2005
Don't miss Neil Diamond
July 27, 2005
i did it again
July 22, 2005
Cellulite please be gone
July 20, 2005
Enjoy 12 Bottles of the World's Finest Wines
July 18, 2005
They like to take turns
July 15, 2005
Wacky Fetish - Kink Out of Control
July 13, 2005
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July 11, 2005
Say-goodbye-to-the-cellulite--
July 08, 2005
Erection tests start May 27th
July 06, 2005
guess who :)
July 01, 2005
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June 29, 2005
Wish you had lager Breasts?
June 27, 2005
Is sex a problem in your relationship?
June 24, 2005
Be a hero in bed
June 22, 2005
Oprah talked about it
June 20, 2005
Great Father's Day Gift - LaserTron
June 17, 2005
Ms. Pac-man is back
June 15, 2005
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June 13, 2005
Something i have been thinking about
June 10, 2005
Rambo, just 10 minutes
June 08, 2005
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June 06, 2005
My penis hurts after a big session
May 27, 2005
Does your girl like surprises?
May 25, 2005
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May 23, 2005
It's not a joke
May 20, 2005
Got New Panties For You!!
May 18, 2005
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May 16, 2005
HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH STOCKS
May 13, 2005
I know what you did last summer
May 11, 2005
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May 09, 2005
stop that bending
May 06, 2005
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May 04, 2005
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May 02, 2005
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April 29, 2005
What would you do with your own GPS?
April 27, 2005
discover a turnkey marketing system
April 25, 2005
Monkeys turned into workaholics
April 22, 2005
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April 20, 2005
ITS REAL.
April 18, 2005
I found something!
April 15, 2005
Bug Message
April 13, 2005
Are you man enough for this
April 12, 2005
Do not forget about Mother
April 11, 2005
I've never seen such a fox
April 08, 2005
I was always embarrassed, but not now
April 06, 2005
First time anal - girls love it
April 05, 2005
quit the dreadfull job
April 04, 2005
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March 30, 2005
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March 28, 2005
Some say it hurts, some like it
March 25, 2005
Is this it
March 23, 2005
Stay Elongated All Night
March 22, 2005
Swiss pharmacy
March 21, 2005
Hope you're hungry
March 18, 2005
Trojans are everywhere
March 16, 2005
I'm waiting for your decision
March 15, 2005
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March 14, 2005
this might be a perfect fit
March 11, 2005
Superman in a bottle
March 10, 2005
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March 09, 2005
Are your doctors too far away
March 08, 2005
We called you 7 times
March 07, 2005
The mighty cucumber lives again!
March 03, 2005
guess what happened
March 02, 2005
When will you start dating again
March 01, 2005
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February 28, 2005
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February 24, 2005
This is faster than I thought it would be
February 23, 2005
New High tech product thats sure to please
February 22, 2005
CRY FOR HELP
February 21, 2005
Double penetration ! In vogue
February 18, 2005
AWARD WINNER!
February 17, 2005
sometimes your life experiences are better than a post graduate education
February 16, 2005
Too many decisions
February 14, 2005
home alone and bored
February 11, 2005
with this miracle patch you can lose unwanted fats
February 10, 2005
she likes peeping on girls
February 09, 2005
*** Security Issues ***
February 08, 2005
Become deb free
February 07, 2005
this is what the big dogs do
February 04, 2005
Your application was accepted
February 03, 2005
can't beat this....ox
February 02, 2005
Enjoy your love life as much as he does
February 01, 2005
Stop punching a clock
January 31, 2005
show em all what you can do
January 28, 2005
Dissolve in 10 minutes
January 27, 2005
Troy Powell, Checking in
January 26, 2005
Your Managers Don't Have Expertise They Have This.
January 25, 2005
Have The Body You've Always Wanted
January 24, 2005
If you love her you'll look
January 21, 2005
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
January 20, 2005
Large thighs please go away
January 19, 2005
Investor feeding frenzy
January 18, 2005
make yourself a man
January 17, 2005
if you only had this years ago
January 07, 2005
house and the sheds
January 06, 2005
New things are coming up this year.
January 05, 2005
Did you know Sprint PCS did this?
January 04, 2005
You need a new watch
January 03, 2005
Happy new year
December 23, 2004
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December 22, 2004
WOW - How do they do that?
December 21, 2004
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December 20, 2004
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December 17, 2004
We need to have a chat
December 16, 2004
Can you realy put a price tag on your family
December 15, 2004
Who cares if it hurts
December 14, 2004
We need you to test new products!
December 13, 2004
Watch those lips wrap around a big toy
December 12, 2004
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December 11, 2004
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December 10, 2004
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December 09, 2004
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December 08, 2004
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December 07, 2004
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December 06, 2004
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December 05, 2004
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December 04, 2004
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December 03, 2004
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December 02, 2004
Moms caught in lewd acts 6
December 01, 2004
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November 30, 2004
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November 29, 2004
Life is like a coin
November 24, 2004
if god gave you one wish, what do you want most?
November 23, 2004
YOU MUST TRANSFORM TO THE UNSURPASSED GUY FOR YOUR WIFE.
November 22, 2004
Bert don't sleep yet
November 21, 2004
I Flew To London for $75 Round Trip
November 20, 2004
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November 19, 2004
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November 18, 2004
An Email From God!
November 17, 2004
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November 16, 2004
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November 15, 2004
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November 14, 2004
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November 13, 2004
I know who is responsible for most of my troubles
November 12, 2004
there is nothing to be afraid of!
November 11, 2004
do you like fat ponies?
November 11, 2004
Buff up your boner
November 10, 2004
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November 09, 2004
Oprah's Secret Diet?
November 08, 2004
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November 07, 2004
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November 06, 2004
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November 05, 2004
security...bacon
November 04, 2004
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November 03, 2004
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November 02, 2004
Brandi call the doctor.
November 01, 2004
How To Live Without Fear In America
October 31, 2004
How to be irresistible
October 30, 2004
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October 29, 2004
This is to inform you
October 28, 2004
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October 28, 2004
WHERE IS SHE?
October 27, 2004
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October 26, 2004
Put your hands on the hot software
October 25, 2004
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October 24, 2004
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October 23, 2004
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October 22, 2004
Your doctor recommended you to oboe
October 21, 2004
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October 20, 2004
Make Your Little Guy Big
October 19, 2004
do i masturbate too much
October 18, 2004
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October 17, 2004
you address a cat
October 16, 2004
Good morning, campers :)
October 15, 2004
Women change your life
October 14, 2004
They hold a whole lot of it
October 13, 2004
I was Pulled right out of the Regis Studio Audience
October 12, 2004
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October 11, 2004
the best cure for depression, smile
October 10, 2004
I sure wish you weren't so silly
October 09, 2004
Want to go on a cruise on us stevenf?
October 08, 2004
Can't get it up
October 07, 2004
If you die tonight, what happens to your family tomorrow
October 06, 2004
It's not a dream
October 05, 2004
You have been appr...
October 04, 2004
Make Your C*ck A Hammer
October 03, 2004
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October 02, 2004
U are Stupid Dumbass If U Pay Retail Price For Softwares mentioned
October 01, 2004
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September 30, 2004
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September 29, 2004
Scientific breakthrough or dumb luck?
September 28, 2004
Look out for your Family
September 27, 2004
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September 26, 2004
today is the best day
September 25, 2004
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September 24, 2004
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September 23, 2004
Never been easier
September 22, 2004
Our little secret
September 21, 2004
Mom?
September 20, 2004
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September 19, 2004
whole choir stood there
September 18, 2004
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September 17, 2004
Your Life Ins. Company PRAYS you will NEVER SEE this.
September 16, 2004
Huge Horse In The Mouth
September 15, 2004
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September 14, 2004
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September 13, 2004
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September 12, 2004
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September 11, 2004
share this experience with your friends
September 10, 2004
You never know what could happen
September 09, 2004
i am a new person
September 08, 2004
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September 07, 2004
Abe Lincoln Never got it
September 06, 2004
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September 05, 2004
This could change everything
September 04, 2004
Hide what you watch on cable from your Wife
September 03, 2004
FROM THE DESK OF GEORGE TETE
September 02, 2004
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September 01, 2004
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August 31, 2004
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August 30, 2004
we talked about this
August 29, 2004
freedom is mine
August 28, 2004
Things you should have bought...
August 27, 2004
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August 26, 2004
Kinkade's FIRST Snowman
August 25, 2004
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August 24, 2004
quantities of a ruddy-brown fluid were spurting up in noisy jets out of the
August 23, 2004
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August 22, 2004
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August 21, 2004
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August 20, 2004
Play video p0ker with the Emperor
August 19, 2004
Get Paid to Shop. Get Paid to Eat.
August 18, 2004
Please explain the specific MEDICAL reason for ordering this MEDICATION !
August 17, 2004
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August 16, 2004
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August 15, 2004
An iPod is waiting for you...
August 14, 2004
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August 13, 2004
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August 12, 2004
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August 11, 2004
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August 10, 2004
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August 09, 2004
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August 08, 2004
It feels so right
August 07, 2004
* HEATH WARNING *
August 06, 2004
Enhance your anatomy
August 05, 2004
remember your teen years?
August 04, 2004
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August 03, 2004
look at this-i have more hair
August 02, 2004
who likes masturbators!
August 01, 2004
Bill Gates didnt get one either
July 31, 2004
The ultimate men's health solution
July 30, 2004
She's got a suprise in her pants ;)
July 29, 2004
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July 28, 2004
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July 27, 2004
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July 26, 2004
you were wrong cabinet sanchez
July 23, 2004
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July 23, 2004
Olsen Twins use online Pharmacy
July 23, 2004
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July 21, 2004
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July 21, 2004
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July 20, 2004
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July 20, 2004
LOOK AT ME IM RICH
July 20, 2004
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July 20, 2004
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July 16, 2004
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July 16, 2004
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July 16, 2004
mistake in order
July 16, 2004
Don't waste the summer in pants
July 16, 2004
why your computer is running slow
July 16, 2004
Becoming A Millionaire Is a "Walk in The Park"
July 15, 2004
Online ordering is the greatest
July 15, 2004
Losing weight impossible?
July 15, 2004
Incoming message
July 15, 2004
Give Her More Meat
July 15, 2004